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10.06.2025 00:45
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
An Optometrist Is Begging People To Stop This Common Habit ASAP - AOL.com
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Woman on trial for poison mushroom killings says she was trying to fix "bland" meal - CBS News
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
China Considers Ordering Hundreds of Airbus Jets in Major Deal - Bloomberg.com
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Wake Forest baseball coach apologizes for homophobic slur caught on camera - The Washington Post
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?
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No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Elden Ring Nightreign devs confirm they’re working on a duos mode - Polygon
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.